"I know you are, but what am i"

“This is my best friend Dionne. We’re friends because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us, and we’re both named after famous singers who now do infomercials.”

Dionne: So, what do you think?

Cher: Been shopping with Dr. Seuss?

Dionne: Well at least I wouldn’t skin a collie for my bookbag!

I remember watching this movie for the first time. i was probably 5 (?) it was in my cousin's house with all the older cousins and i thought it was some detective show..you know.."clueless"

yea i didn't enjoy that time. many years later i was like "OOOOHHHH"